oktopus, twenty, tupiem, loves raglan sleeves, lives for carbohydrates of every sort.
29 Jun 12
i call everyone a bugger
on the road
— Things I Say While Driving —
Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
If I miss that green light because of you...
You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Shit is that a cop? No.
Shit THAT is a cop.
Nope, roof rack.